Invent a name for these things!

Cheetah Legs?

Jumping Crutches?

Bounders?

Terrain Bounders?

Bouncers?

Clearly – I’m not the best at naming devices. It’s been two years since I first started speaking to people about The Rolling Exhibition and how I get around, and I still can’t figure out the name for my own shoe…

A Butt-boot?

Ass Moccassin?

Torso-shoe

None of them have the ring that I’m looking for, and they don’t even really describe what the shoe might appear like to the casual passer-by. Furthermore, is it just a shoe, or do I need to specify the type of shoe that it would be before I specify where it goes? If so, I messes with the whole nomenclature and I have to start all over.

Butt Clog?

Ass Slipper?

Those names don’t even make it sound like a shoe. Sounds like something you’d have to buy double-wrapped in a paper bag.

With so many problems confronting the naming something I’ve used for decades, you can imagine my concern about being charged with naming this new device. I want these things to look cool  enough that your everyday biped wants to lose some legs just to play with them – and I can’t have a crummy name bringing down the sex appeal of these bad boys.

So – my charge to you – any name suggestions? I’m willing to hear anything, so send an email or comment my way if anything comes to mind.